Spam, spam, egg and spam.

Ah yes, "Replacement". The great Jewish plot to replace white people with the one set of people that Jews really get on with: Muslims.

Well that explains why they don't make many games.

Gaaaarryyyyy!

I struggled to fit in a size 34 a while ago.

Slightly more expensive brand, I fit in 34 just fine. So in my mind I still have a 34" waist.

I do not.

Solve this annoying issue by becoming fat and wearing shorts all the time.

All the size 10s in the shop are the same size?

(X) Doubt.

Yep, as wildly expensive and unreliable as AI is, so are staff.

Watch as loads of people get laid off, they realise the AI can't do their jobs after all, but you know who can give it a go? Some guy in a third world country on $3 an hour.

Goldman Sachs has not invested in AI.

Their statement is factual though, on all three points. nVidia's share price alone should alarm people. It's the new dot com bubble.

It's one for the history books.

I'm sure the kids in Vault 101 will love it.

I assume it's a Trussell Trust one, but they are all in churches round here, so it could be as simple as an 80 year old volunteer giving out the wrong bags...

Assuming it was actually the bullet that injured his ear, and not the 10 secret service guys wrestling a 78 year old man to the ground.