BobbyGasoline

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My biggest gripe with the Cybertruck is that it's not *technically* a truck at all... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?

Edit: deleted second electric

Bad dreams in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

This wouldn't be half as funny if I wasn't married.

Nebraska in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

Happy Halloween! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

It happens occasionally in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Right? Throw in a "I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears."

Delicious rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

But is it as good as Cheddar Goblin™ brand maccaroni?

Stray cats in c/[email protected]
Spider Friend [But a Jape Comics] in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.

Will it ever end in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Like anything, You have to pay extra for that....

Texas AG sues doctor who allegedly provided transgender care to 21 minors in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Or maybe strapped to a tree in a forest full of ~~hungry~~ horny grizzly bears. Is that better?

Absolute dipshits, not a single brain cell in any of them in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

Hello, fellow dog percussionists.

Someone out there probably likes feather dusters now in c/[email protected]
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