Brickhead92

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Laugh at a lawyer wearing a wig, and they will come to your house at night and cut you!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (7 children)

So is there a reasonable chance Erdos had ADHD?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if you're looking to write a book about Remote Controlled things. If you want to write about medicine or even self-help to a degree, you'd be best to stick with Dr. Pepper.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn kiwis! You Scary!

I didn't realise how many medals New Zealand had gotten, I was too caught up in how Australia was doing (great until Japan wrestled 3rd place from us).

Both have made me wonder if any one has done a per capita comparison of the tally?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I will start reading MP as Motivation Points now.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everybody knows you have to be black for a minimum amount of time before being called the N-word.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

He looked her right in the windows to her soul and said... Looks all around twice... He said ^bitch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What if, I know this is crazy, what if we stopped poisoning the planet, and ourselves?

I'm intrigued! How would we make a profit doing this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

So flexible. Almost like it's a superpower.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Obi-Wan wants solid Easter Bunnies chocolates, but will still be happy with hollow ones.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Until you walk down a street with a nike lane on one side and Adidas lane on the other. Nothing safe about that.

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