CoolMatt

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

IYTYTHSM, YTYTBOSM

You're welcone

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This also happens to me in reverse. I get half a sentence out, the other person nods and says "yup" or "K", and then i say "yeah k so then anyway" and on to the next point

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gonna start uaing Wank Clown, and try to drive its popularity up. That one is totally underrated, idk why I haven't thought of it

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's breast. Leg is dark.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

In my city there is a very popular good samaritan trap on the main drag into town, and I am waiting for the day something nasty happens at that particular parking lot entrance, so then they maybe redesign that section of the street or something.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

And a nearly twice as tall 3 year old

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds like something out of an earlier Simpsons episode

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or not to late...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it's 7, 2, 3

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not being 14 doesn't make it not true

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Why does someone who doesn't have access to my apartment building mailbox come drop amazon packages in the lobby, instead of a canada post worker who can leave it in a drop box in the mail room and put the key in my mailbox?

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