Dave2

joined 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Ich weiß so viel!! Ich bin nicht dumm!!!!! (Eines schönes Tag, Freund)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

You know what's funny? I am not German, I don't even speak German.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

I think I am gonna block him now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

What's the point of mango????? Rot my brain pllss

 

An old friend messaged me and he's really gone bad, could you guys please catch me up on the newest brainrot? Like wtf is mango 1945?? (A random screenshot I had taken as payment)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

That's what I am saying! Everybody's sulking cuz of bad grades, while I am going "We win these!!!" The gal I am crushing on has been so afraid that she hasn't even checked...

 

I got 62 on my first exam (60 is the passing note)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

They make this wrrr sound

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

I am somehow both..?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Why don't you do some work? Go and upload the porn you have seen today, maybe we'll have a new post record.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I found off brand sanrio multicolor pens (theyre cheap too, only if I wasn't broke...)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

God I see it now, there is a jump button (red circles were helpful???). Does Lemmy send men after you if somebody clicks it?

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Meme tax, r(ule)ant below (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Isn't it so stupid that I get lonely even when I spend majority of my day socialising? I spoke to around 20 people yesterday and I still felt so lonely, like the way a rat who hasn't been fed in years (2 days) would jump at food, I feel like jumping to conversations. God this is so stupid.. (speaking of god, how many of you would jump god with me?)

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