Duranie

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm also allergic, so I buy stupidly expensive cat food that reduces the enzyme in cats saliva that most people react to. I'm good to cuddle and pet my cat, as long as I can avoid scratches, I'm good.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

"after coming from out of town to stay with their grandmother."

I'm assuming this means this was the grandmother's house they were staying at?

I work in hospice and and it's not uncommon for a family member to have multiple cameras set up in an elderly loved ones house for safety reasons. Maybe she wants to remain independent, but is a fall risk. We've had patients refuse in home caregivers, but allow family to put in cameras to watch for falls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Searched before I even scrolled, friend.

sigh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry. Unless your penis is prehensile, I doubt you'll get the proper angle and pressure to accomplish this assist.

That said, a good bidet is far more effective. 💩

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These woke windmills are out of control! We didn't have storms like this when I was a kid before they started building those damned windmills!!!

(Just threw up in my mouth a little)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

*597?

I lived on 187th for 7 years, just moved to Wheaton a couple months ago. NOW Mokena shows up somewhere?!? Lol

Where I'm at in Wheaton still doesn't have power, and from what I hear with all the damage some places aren't expected to till Friday.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"The only "people" moving to Texas are tax mules and corpo scumbags"

Or in my brother's case, following an ex wife who decided to marry someone from Texas and move there with the kids. Sometimes moving is cheaper and less complicated than legal battles with a parent you still have to work with for another 10 years.

The clock is ticking though. As soon as the youngest graduates high school they're getting the hell out of there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Agreed, though I usually just buy brands that I already have items from so I'm familiar with their sizing.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Richard Simmons, Dr Ruth, and Shelly Duvall make this death trifecta. That other goon didn't qualify to be associated with the wholesomeness and entertainment those three good people brought to the world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love that they call it smokeless. Sure it is, as long as you never cook anything in it! All you need is a drop of grease or juice from your food to drip on the element and it smoked. Mine had an aluminum reflector/liner in the bottom that stained like a bitch. I stopped using it because it was too much of a headache to keep clean.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where does newborn come into this? It says "youngest", which sure I guess could be a newborn, but my youngest is 22 years old.

It's been a while since I had my kids, but it took about a month for the paperwork to be processed for them to get birth certificates. They never mailed them to us, but we were told that after a month we should be able to go to the country clerk's office to pick them up.

Aside from that, when signing up for benefits from an employer, in my previous experiences I had X number of days to get my paperwork in for finalization. Even if this were a newborn situation, there's enough paperwork from the hospital to generally appease HR types till the real one is available.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The old Coke Zero was amazing! It tasted closer to regular Coke without the extra sweetness that sugared colas have (regular colas taste like pancake syrup to me.) I was disappointed a few years ago when they tweaked the flavor. I think they sweetened it a little more to bring it closer to Pepsi's level of sweetness, which I don't particularly care for. After a year of not tasting the old formula of Coke Zero, the new one is ok. So really it's probably for the best since I drink less of it now lol (good goin Coke lol.)

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