Ah, now I know. Yell, pause, clap, singing…
Flabbelgnarpf
joined 1 year ago
You got a example?
"Then the Lord spoke to the Tech Support, saying, 'Thou shalt never install pre-release software on devices whereof thou lackest a backup, and which thou usest daily. For the Lord is aware that thou wouldst miss thy data.'" John v3.6(Public Beta)
I John I think. But it’s there in Johannes. But in German. 😅
Well. It’s not like it’s consistent. Pretty bad writing actually. All the lore about plagues and stuff.
John. Lost in translation.
It’s so funny because all the time they tried to ignore the fact that their Jesus was in fact what they would call a socialist.ä and pretty many stuff in the bible says things like:
„It is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.“ — Mark 10:25 (You hear that Kenneth Copeland? Well you look like the devil himself already.)
“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.“ — Matthew 6:2 (Basically the opposite of what most of them full blown proud Christians do. Isn’t pride even a Sin?)
„And all those who were of the faith were one in heart and soul: and not one of them said that any of the things which he had was his property only; but they had all things in common.“ — Acts 4:32 (That’s probably a ancient Woodstock feeling.)
„If anyone has material possessions and sees a brother or sister in need but has no pity on them, how can the love of God be in that person?“ — Johannes 3:17 (Tax the rich is basically this, but with more steps.)
“Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.” Then all the people shall say, ‘Amen!‘“— Deuteronomy 27:19 (Can you see it? It says build the wall and cage children without their mothers right there.)
Ein Anrufbeantworter ist ein persönlicher Angestellter mit einem Hut, der so aussieht wie ein Crossaint, der deine Anrufe heimlich entgegen nimmt wenn du es grade nicht mitbekommst und sie dann mittels Hammer und Meißel in einer Granitplatte verewigt um sich dafür zu rächen, dass er den Hut tragen muss. Wirklich schlimm.
I had the exact same idea for the format. Funny. Let’s see if it takes of.
What a dickhead. It’s awesome that India landed on the moon. Why do you have to take out some really bad stereotypes and talk shit?
But what I actually wanted to say: We need to start being careful that the moon won’t become a dump. Lots of devices up there. It would be a shame if the moon would be treated like earth. I always hoped we need to get over our deficiencies to get up there but as it currently seems, moon is gonna be harvested by corporations as everything on earth is.