Still less cringe than any of his actual dialog.
Greezy
Remember the Cant!
"This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is a standard-issue Starfleet self-destruct mechanism from Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems..."
I want to see that Sanford and Son vs Lou Ferrigno episode!
Writing anything down might constitute strike-breaking.
Back then downtown Chicago had a cards and comics shop called Lower Decks. They would put TNG CCG cards in one of those sort of candy-type vending machines where you get a few cards for a quarter. I got the "Lower Decks" card out of that machine at the Lower Decks shop.
A friend stole my Borg Cube card and I never forgave him.
Seriously though what are people supposed to do? "Captain, requesting permission to fuck that alien." Who actually does that?
r/greatestgen is still up and there's a thread from 4 days ago from the FoD Mastodon admin about setting up an FoD Lemmy. I pointed that OP here but it wouldn't be official Uxbridge-Shimoda social media unless its the Card Daddy as admin.
Neapolitan-style
"I made four attempts to induce sexual desire by subjecting myself to erotic imagery."
Troi prescribes regularly plexing Loreili for stress relief