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Actually asking (rule) in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Oh thanks! Hearing aids are too expensive these days

Actually asking (rule) in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

what

Not a bloody oops mate. in c/[email protected]
Perfect conditions [OC] in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This looks awfully familiar.. Where did you take this photo?

Right of way in car traffic is now decided trough mortal combat. How do you perceive this will affect everyday life? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Exactly what went through my mind lol

Anon goes to the gym in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fake and gay

You gained pounds in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ermm, wrong emoji 🤓☝️

I ported over my favorite linux cursor theme to Windows! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Sick thanks!

Just tryna be human out here sucks in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Eh whatever lol

Just tryna be human out here sucks in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh weird! I can see and interact with the instance fine now.. I wasn't able for a couple days weirdly

Just tryna be human out here sucks in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's hilarious honestly

You can see the Northern Lights very clearly in my backyard. I've only seen them one other time in my whole life so I wanted to share. A few more in the comments. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is sick

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Just tryna be human out here sucks (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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"🤮" (lemm.ee)
 

So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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shhhh uncle is sleeping🥱😴😴😴 (lemm.ee)
 
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discord🤤 (lemm.ee)
 
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me when the (lemm.ee)
 
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😮‍💨 (lemm.ee)
 
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🤤🤤🤤 (lemm.ee)
 
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stonks (lemm.ee)
 
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based (on true story) (lemm.ee)
 
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metal pipe falling.mp3 (lemm.ee)
 
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i/m ga/y 🤪🤪 (lemm.ee)
 
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sillicome valley (america) (lemm.ee)
 
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