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Day 55 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Last mission I recall was releasing someone from a prison which ended up in a killing spree of half the town lol

The end of the mission had a really sick weather presence that make me go "wow"

Day 55 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I love Red Dead for their sick graphics. The story just doesn't grasp me as much, which is such a bummer!

Welcome to Kagi, the paid search engine full of surprises, which today opened an account in the Fediverse! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

True. Edited my comment to be more accurate :)

Welcome to Kagi, the paid search engine full of surprises, which today opened an account in the Fediverse! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

If something is free, you're the product in almost all cases.

Microsoft will never change. in c/[email protected]
Someone is a little impatient to get dessert in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought this was my cat at first lmao. He does look very similar!

Into the Memeverse in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Unevolved marshmallow being cracked me up lol

Reddit is down again in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Currently using Jerboa. Pretty solid experience for a pretty much bareboned app, fits material you pretty well

Meta, the parent company of Facebook, Instagram, Threads, and WhatsApp, hires former employee of U.S. Republican's 'Project 2025' in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What is project 2025

Microsoft is bringing annoying Windows 11 Start menu ads to Windows 10 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You start with a fresh Windows install and run the playbook on it. It's practically a one time script

How's it going? in c/[email protected]
CAPTCHAs in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Weren't captchas designed to train LLMs?

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Just tryna be human out here sucks (lemm.ee)
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Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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"🤮" (lemm.ee)
 

So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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metal pipe falling.mp3 (lemm.ee)
 
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