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Upholsterygeist

When someone tells you who they are, believe them.

What if my neighbors are ants?

(I've never actually used a magnifying glass on ants and I don't plan to start, it's just the trope)

While it is nice that they are defending themselves and taking out some elite Israeli soldiers, this also means Israel will launch some retaliatory strikes against a hospital or something.

I think an important metric is a bidet.

Royal hockey Canadian police

But I shouldn't have to do that. I should just be able to say no.

That's an interesting angle

That's a cop. I'm assuming there are some black people nearby, hence the gun.

Next week

Washington is also suing to stop the merger. The Kroger paper bags already list the plethora of former competitors that they've gobbled up, no need to add to it.

Pratchett vibes