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Alternatively: levels of "oh no" for an upcoming essay

I can kill a mosquito by clapping my hands

The pig would probably think I'm petting it or something

Edit: for the record I mean no ill will, I just thought it was funny to say because well, mosquitos are tiny!

I harness the power of fusion to generate enough heat to cook a frozen pizza in 0.01 seconds

It's pretty efficient

Reinventing the onion let's go

What's up Stevfen!

I miss the sim card logo

I never got to see it in action since I'm too young, so miss isn't really the right word

But I miss it

YES

Don't forget "getting 1 response to your comment"!

Wait until you find out about WhatThe& by HellAreWeDoingHere

Yes, in fact it was the goose that laid THE golden egg

"yes, of course I'm spiderMAN, Stan!"

Well no wonder I never had more bandwidth, it's all your metrics eating it up!