JohnSmith

joined 1 year ago
 

Looks like PE requirements have gone up a bit, seeming that being an olympian is not sufficient.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

However, wiping eyes with fresh chillies is clearly preferable to either.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Too many. And people of Clacton got what they deserved as they voted him in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Yorkshire Dales would be my destination

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Slaps are a tad harsh, don’t you think. Few firm tuts should be sufficient.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

‘Operation Early Dawn’ - who comes up with the names? I’m cringing so hard my cheeks hurt!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

Fake! The spine is not going to carry weight.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

he had entered the city centre to collect a takeaway

That’s one expensive takeway. I hope it was tasty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Makes me wonder, is either of them interested in cyber security?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The only thing I’d be breaking is a few bones!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

The coming weekend will tell us whether the edge is gone.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I was aware that mayonnaise energy density is pretty high, but damn.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

A mandatory weekly swim in one of the rivers in their operating area, downstream from treatment works of course, should do the job.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Most definitely! But maybe not in the way people would want.

 

Let me describe an idea I heard from a very innovative person, which I think would be really useful right now in midst of the general election campaign.

The basic idea is to interpret politician’s or basically any talking head’s speech realtime and check the semantics against the Internet. Imagine a banner at the bottom of a TV screen with a line being drawn as the person talks.

If what the person says correlates positively with what can be found in reputable Internet sources, the line goes up and is green. There is evidence they are speaking the truth.

If what the person says correlates negatively with the sources, the line goes down and is red. There is evidence they are lying.

If what the person says does not correlate with the sources, the line is flat and brown, because they are spewing unadulterated bullshit.

I’d pay for this service.

 

Sunak comes across like the prat he is. “Labor will raise taxes by £2,000 for everybody” regardless of the question. Talking over all the time, not listening to the moderator. Appalling creature. Starmer sympathises a lot with people asking questions without answering them. Skating around or just plainly ignoring questions all the time. I can’t watch this shit a minute longer.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

The weather has been kind this weekend, so I cleaned the BBQ and made ribs & wings.

 

I’ve been watching the Rugby Cup Final this evening and fuming. They have this fancy new traveling side camera and they can’t help but use it. STOP IT!!! You are making everybody seasick. Which made me think, might you good people have examples of when somebody badly overplayed their new toy? On a completely unrelated note, do we already have a community for rants?

 

…how bloody old are you?

 

Lamb, rosemary and garlic is a match made in heaven. The only thing to do now is wait for several hours, and perhaps down a glass or three of red.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

On Friday we got our annual treat: half a lamb from a farm near us. We made rosemary, chilli and garlic butter, roast potatoes, cavolo nero, cauliflower and carrots with lamb chops. The chops are as fresh and tasty as can be, simply great!

 

After numerous long evenings and weekends our sauna is back in use. Completely renovated shower room, new floor in the dressing room, floor heating in both, new stove, new lights, benches sanded down and appropriately treated, sauna room walls washed and treated, log building painted from the outside. The works. Today it was in use for the first time and the electricity was free 2-4 pm as part of the Octopus Energy trial, so it didn’t even cost a penny to heat! This is our boys conducting a quality inspection.

 

We are considering doing two weeks on Leeds - Liverpool on a rental boat in near future. I should think we are looking at one week one way and the other back. Where would you recommend we start?

 
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