I just had a 503 error for the first time! I never thought I could get so excited about getting such a thing. Usually, I would be angry, but I'm not because this means people do flow in.
This made me remember the old days of the Internet. Ah, to feel young again...
"The giants' blood, a sacred elixir of untold vitality, transforms barren soil into a tapestry of enchanted life."
@Gargleblaster Many thanks, this post is as much enlightening as it frightens me. Those who wished ill for us exist and have the means to do so.