Kaveros

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Some shits think there farts, some farts think theyre shit... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

But if you fard, and there is no smell, did you even fart?

Imagine if you could feel your hair growing all over your body all the time in c/[email protected]
Today on medium gear, wat happens when taste exhoost fume? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

One gallon of gasoline is 31000 calories.

This post is for cis men ONLY in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You're also going to need some polo shirts, cargo shorts, and New Balance sneakers. Make sure to slap your knees and say "yep" whenever you stand up from a sitting position.

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Why are women in pregnancy test ads always happy it's positive? (hexbear.net)
 

I mean why? Wouldn't it be much more realistic and relatable if the ad was like "oh thank fuck I'm not pregnant"

Introduction in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Hello and welcome! skeleton-wave

This post is for cis men ONLY in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago

If you wipe, then you have touched a man's ass and are now gay.

is hexbear tolerant of alternative views in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I made this into a Discord server emoji. I'm sorry. I had to. soviet-heart

Japan’s largest bank apologizes over theft of millions of dollars from safe deposit boxes in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

In the US, we're getting rid of the FDIC and replacing it with a 4 second YouTube video of Pete Davidson saying, "Oh shit bro, my bad."

Horny on main Ugh someone please stop me in c/[email protected]
Democracy Is Not a Customer Loyalty Program in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

But the DNC swore I can save America just by sending them $10.

"Just $10 bro fr, we can end fascism with your $10 donation. Come on bro plz."

is hexbear tolerant of alternative views in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Tom Bombadil had big naturals and it worked out great for him.

Is Bluesky good now? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I mean, it's definitely better than Twitter, but it's already on the enshitification downward slide.

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