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I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thank you bless you

Lmao

I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Okay so I actually crushed an apple before I posted this which is what inspired the post. I just wanted to inspire casual conversation, ridiculous goal setting, and joking around.

I was inspired by an American pro wrestler in the Midwest or Mid-South(?), I remember seeing him on TV when I was a kid in the late '70s and early '80s. His big gimmick to show his toughness was to crush an apple.

I crushed an Ambrosia apple that was slightly overripe. I do not believe, based on my strength in that endeavor, that I would be able to crush a ripe apple.

I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nice!

Start with achievable goals, and then work your way up to the next goal: pinching the skin off garlic gloves!

I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Please do your scapular retractions :) protect that rotator cuff!

I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

You like literally have to buy 10 of them Just so you can roll one up after cooking for a friend and when they say what the fuck are you doing you say deadpan "what aren't these disposable?" as you open the oven drawer to reveal 10 new pans with labels.

I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"This frying pan displeases me"

CRuNCH

I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I think that's such a clever idea, and it's kind-spirited.

I have always wanted to know how to box. Not because I want to hit somebody, but something about all of the footwork, core and the fundamentals that are strongly developed seems compelling to me.

I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A most laudable goal indeed friend!

I would like to suggest you incorporate the silicone grip rings.

I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Wow that was really thoughtful of you, now I feel a little bit sheepish saying that I can actually do this. I just wanted to spark discussion about silly things.

I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Dude there's something wrong with your mind.

I was with you right up until you said avocado.

Sicko.

You don't frigging know the price of avocados these days?

In movies a strong woman is manly. (big muscles, aggressive, punches people, etc.) Is that really the way it is? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's more sinister than that, not only did this person go out of their way to be a complete jerk, they spent the whole evening editing their posts and replies, just to provoke conflict.

In movies a strong woman is manly. (big muscles, aggressive, punches people, etc.) Is that really the way it is? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You are being trolled, this person made a humongous ruckus and pissed everybody off, and insulted everybody, and is acting like he has no idea what's going on.

If anybody was a candidate to be permanently nuked from the internet, it's people like the guy you're responding to.