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Me but ublock origin in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

Using ublock origin, not donating. Donations go elsewhere

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Looks like it was a ... boobie trap (literature.cafe)
 
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Me but ublock origin (literature.cafe)
 
We have updated! And now have the ability to create local only communities. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

When an instance is down I go to on alt to check the meta community for any information.

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Or when water gets in your ear during the shower and when that water finally gets out. Same feeling (literature.cafe)
 
WYR: Discover asbestos in your attic or a man living in there. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He will be masturbating to the sound of you struggling to poop

WYR: Discover asbestos in your attic or a man living in there. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Or a pervert

WYR: Discover asbestos in your attic or a man living in there. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thats great. Where can I get some for my kitchen walls?

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WYR: Discover asbestos in your attic or a man living in there. (literature.cafe)
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A Shower of Gold by Donald Barthelme (www.jessamyn.com)
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WYR: Only get to watch just one movie/ tv episode for the rest of your life or only get to listen one song. (literature.cafe)
WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just houseplants whenever they speak. If that bothers you, you can torture them until they obey all you say

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A Distant Episode by Paul Bowles (static1.squarespace.com)
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Any poker app on android? (literature.cafe)
 

Looking for a poker app on android preferably Foss. Just wanna get the hang of the rules before I play it. Appreciate any suggestions, thank you

I still crie evrytiem in c/[email protected]
WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. in c/[email protected]
WYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That works. But you know what else would bring you money and anonymity....

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WYR: Be a professional snail trainer, but have a corner office with a view or be a rockstar, but have to wear a chicken costume on stage every night? (literature.cafe)
B. Pladek, "The Spindle of Necessity". in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well look who's back.

Trashed: Inside the Deadly World of Private Garbage Collection in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because ..... Capitalism

WYR: Be banished to a personal purgatory of your own design for 20 years, or exist exclusively on the internet for 20 years? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Internet for sure. 20 years of isolation would be maddening

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WYR: Have the power to fold all fitted sheets perfectly every time or the ability to change tour hair color at will but only to different shades of brown. (literature.cafe)
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WYR: Have the ability to talk to house plants or the ability to shoot a tiny harmless puff of glitter out of your fingertips. (literature.cafe)
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WYR: Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing that you'll clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard? Please hurry (literature.cafe)
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