Malfeasant

I just assume everyone is always joking. It never goes wrong.

Except that it doesn't provide light at night about half the time on average...

Where will you get fuel?

My ads aren't targeted, at least I don't think they are... I honestly don't notice what they are for most of the time, so that's a failure right there, they're not memorable - but when I do notice, they're for either trump or sports betting, two things which I have negative interest in...

Cars are just full of "problematic" words... Leaking tranny fluid, retarded ignition...

I guarantee when the average person hears "master/slave"

This seems like projection... How do you even begin to have this much certainty about what goes on in any head beside your own?

Can't we just change "slave" to "servant" and carry on?

But it's obviously not the making up stories part that's bad, who the stories get made up about is far more important.

In Oklahoma, I'm sure it happens multiple times a day. In DC, probably not quite as often.

You people are unhinged...

Inb4 what do I mean "you people?"

First thing should be "were these folks targeted based on their orientation?"

Problem is, you can never make that determination, bigots will hide their bigotry (at least in a place where bigotry is not socially acceptable, which I think DC qualifies... Oklahoma for example would be different) so unless you have some other indication, or prior knowledge of the person involved, the outward appearance of (asking couple to tone it down because omg gay people) and (asking couple to tone it down because heavy PDA makes some people uncomfortable regardless of the sexes involved) is the same.

SILENCE!