MelastSB

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Haha, how did I miss that!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Good thing money doesn't exist anymore, because if I had as much hair as Picard (and it's not looking good) I wouldn't pay for a haircut

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Yes, but Russia doesn't have nuclear weap... I mean, Russia doesn't control Congr... Totally different situation ok!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Danielle Jackson

Indeed

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

"My God, it's a swamp in here!"

"Not usually, no. It's just the flood."

"I meant in my pants."

"Well ye you're drenched, from the flood."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

You're just jealous

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Obviously: how would they weight themselves otherwise?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Well damn you then! I hope you have a happy life and die of old age, America-born person!

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