You added the "...and willing" part by yourself there.

I'm not sure if you actually know how "making out" works. Like... At all

Edit: Wait a goddamn minute! You keep virtue signaling here how sexist and sexual assaulty this meme is and posted this power fantasy trip of a response yourself?!

"Did you expect you were enough. Work for it!"

Get out of here!

What the heck?! Dude, this meme is not about that.

What even are those bar charts meant to represent? Absolute number of people? That'd be a rather small percentage represented. Why do we even get a graph in absolute numbers when percentage is what we're after?. When will journalists learn fucking graphs for once?!

Dokumentiert das dann als Feuerübung: wer kann wie die Feuerwehr reinlassen

I like my jokes as I like two men walking into a bar: without any logical coherence whatsoever

Lesson is: be ready

Lightscribe set a CD I had burned on fire once. The CD seemed to have some weird coating on the top to make it writeable with markers. Turns out, that shit is flammable when hit with a laser.

Oh doch, hast du. Dachtest du, die Webrahmen kommen aus Fabriken? Hah! Die benutzen dich als Produzent und Kunde gleichzeitig!

Okay, unsere Geschmäcker sind genau Gegenteilig. Naja, nicht genau gegenteilig. Ab und zu ein Stout oder Kilkenny geht voll klar. Deutsche Biere sind allerdings der Shit... aber Deutsche Schnäpse sehr lecker?! Waaaaaaaas? Dieser Brennspiritus, der jeden Hauch Geschmack in überwältigendem Alkoholgeschmack ertränkt?

Ich finde tatsächlich, dass wir Deutschen das mit dem Schnaps einfach lassen sollten.

Back in the day, when I installed my very first Linux OS, I had a wireless stick from Netgear. Wireless Drivers back then were abysmal, so I had to compile them from source (literally 15 mins after seeing a TTY for the first time). After I had found out how build-dependencies and such worked somehow and ./configure completed successfully for the first time, the script ended with the epic line:

configure done. Now type 'make' and pray

The enemy of my enemy, eh?

glibc 2.36 is all you'll ever need, okay? Go away with those goddamn backports!