The other Pokemon in the party "wow thanks for the pee"

A grammar lesson four all you uneducated know-nothings

IP my pants

you put the punchline in the title

Would we think farts are smelly

If my estimations are correct, mt beanis powers should endure for about eight hours. If you doubt the beanjs after this then i puty you

Someone else alr made this joke

rhats it that's the post

How did he die?

Honestly, I try my hardest ro make you smile, maybe even laugh, maybe evwn beanis if I'm lucky. But. I couldn't reach that user's beanjs. Maybe there are some people whose souls are closed off to love amd light and all things good. Maybe I'm just not funny. And it's got me down. All i ask is rhat they could look me in the eye and twll me wht. Why did they say that hurtful thing. Sekaku gambateirunoni to make you happt darou

Small announcement today folk, due to flagging engagement and morale, the hexbear mods have unanimously agreed to close the c/fakenews comm. After protracted discussions, the admin believe it is best that the comm 'phoenix' (migrate) to the lemmy server sh.itjust.works. we encourage anyone who wants to continue enjoying fakenews highlights like 'jerry sienfeld announces he's dead', 'donald duck steps dow as MLB Ceo' amd 'its official, Whitehouse confirms it's legal to fart in packed elevators now' to make an account on shitjustworks