sorted by: new top controversial old
guide rule in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Tell him, “No whey, Jose!” 😂

guide rule in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago

Boy that was bootyful advice, thank you.

166
Take care of yourself my friends (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink
That's just the type of guy I am. in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Nice nose holes

Should You Hug a Sloth? Spurred by social media, attractions where visitors interact with animals have surged. Advocates are sounding alarms. in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My cat won’t let me touch let alone hug him…why would a wild animal.

Also I saw “Slotherhouse” and know that some sloths will go on a murder rampage for fun.

rule (reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers) in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Finally some truth! Thank you PugJesus.

Cat in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Perfect fit.

Are you a real patriot? in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

🇺🇸🫡

Are you a real patriot? in c/[email protected]
Rotisserie Chimken 2024 in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

But he is offering you chicken (not eating it). You can trust.

Mildred in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Morgana reminds me of LoL.

Don't. in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Lulled to sleep by dat ass 🤤

Don't. in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I can’t stop watching..

285
I'm beautiful (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink
26
What dads really want this Father's Day is _________. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
49 comments fedilink
57
How do you annoy a robot? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink

Keep pushing its buttons.

148
Why is money called dough? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink

Because everyone kneads it.

25
4 out of 5 dentists recommend ______ (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
57 comments fedilink
119
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
6 comments fedilink

What a re-leaf!

79
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
1 comments fedilink

The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.

46
What’s another name for a frozen burrito? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
0 comments fedilink

A burrrrrito 🥶

54
What’s a golfer’s favorite snack? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
3 comments fedilink

A sand wedge.

100
When does a bee decide to get married? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
2 comments fedilink

After they’ve found their honey, of course. 🐝

201
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
5 comments fedilink

Take away their tiny brooms. 🥌🧹

view more: next ›

PopcornPrincess

joined 1 year ago