Hey MN is cool.

The weird shit helps. Just trimmed she still causes damage, soft paws she doesn't.

Someone took their wingerprint

When my cat was a kitten, I played with her paws and claws regularly to get her used to it. After a few weeks of that I had no problem clipping her nails. I don't think she likes it but she tolerates it and gets loves when we're done.

I also glue "soft paws" to her claws because she loves to destroy carpets and furniture despite the cat trees and our efforts to deter her.

Francis

Something bitter and not too sweet, whatever they have. At home I make bourbon and soda with a splash of orange bitters or change it up with a different spirit.

I like bitter and don't really like sweet. Adding club soda makes the drink stretch farther and reduces dehydration. If I order drinks neat I drink them too fast, drink too many, and end up paying for it with my wallet and my headache.

I would say that never goes away, but when the decisions change from "house or food" to "camper or boat" etc.

Your mind compensates for the teal which makes the white look red.

On the flip side, it is so cold here that room temp butter is not quite spreadable.

Wonderbread, bologna, processed american cheese food, and miracle whip. Mana from heaven!

Half right. Warm ketchup tastes better but it does spoil faster. It's ok for a bit thanks to the salt and vinegar, but definitely not the life of the bottle.