Have these even ever exploded because of a smoke break?

It was a joke, bro.

(insert random emoji here)

Why would I do that? I'd have to remove them from your mums ass first.

No. That's even worse. You can just use regular written language. It's worked fine for the last several thousand years.

Oh there it is! The old fallback. Love it. Got any other catch phrases ready to over use?

I'm just sitting here having a good time laughing at all of you

It was a joke bro!

Lol yes you guys are well known for being exceptional debaters lmao

What do you think of (random event you could care less about)?

Was that the oink oink comment, or was that someone else? All you guys devolve into the same responses so quickly it's hard to care.