Is there a GoFundMe where I can donate for buying their tickets?
I think not
Can confirm.
angry toddler balls his fists and stomps his feet
Those are required features for interstate commuters.
Source: I used to have to commute on the interstate with them.
What have I done?
wails uncontrollably
My post was supposed to be a dystopian warning, NOT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL, YOU MONSTER!
HAY GUYS LOOK AT HOW CUSTOMERS LOVE HP AFTER THEIR SWITCH TO SUBSCRIPTION PRINTERS. WE SHOULD DO THAT TOO!
--Overheard from the Logitech C-Suite, probably
Great. After that, can we teach the adults, too?
It’s not possible to overrate Queen, scales don’t go high enough.
Massive advertising company adds new ways to convince you to buy bullshit you don't need. News at 11.
This method also yields plates that you can use to play Decapitation Frisbee (tm).
Drama queen.