SARGE

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My life has been directly, negatively impacted by Christian extremism far more than Islamic extremism.

So far I have yet to enter a clinic that has been damaged by a Muslim's molotov because someone is doing a thing that they think their special book says not to do.

All religion is incompatible with civilized society as long as there are those who would twist it into a cudgel to beat down the nonbelievers.

If you think that Islam is somehow worse than others, not only are you misinformed of current issues the world over, you are also misinformed about history in general.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

so I thought it was a real instrument

..... It is a real instrument. Like over 5,000 years old.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

It's the "Burning other magic rocks" party.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

It was actually XT-15 that started drawing on the next clone, he had a bit of a rebellious phase in the vat he never quite grew out of.

He just told 16 that it was tradition and his just faded over time. It's not like the guy fresh out of the jar knows tattoos are permanent... Yet.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy shit that description reads like the journalist who "got ptsd" from shooting a rifle...

It creates a shockwave, and since the big boom is a big fireball, it uses up all the oxygen.

In other words, "This bomb explodes, big BIGGER"

I'm being hyperbolic for comedic effect, but I found it funny how they worded it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Pffft that's nothing like me.

I Don't have a compulsive personality.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

They don't fuck around with aviation investigations.

Whoever did it better leave absolutely no evidence and melt the gun before the alphabet squad comes pounding the door in.

That or it's just a lone wolf good ol boy who deeply regrets his medication made him do that, and his pain and suffering from guilt is punishment enough.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Bro, just let XT-24 have a break.

Just give him a tramp stamp. Maybe a butterfly.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I want to make a wall sign now that says "This isn't a house, it's a house"

With the first house being generic block letters, and the second one being fancy calligraphy.

Interpretation is up to the viewer.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (8 children)

There's a reason every science team down there has someone carrying a gun.

They know what lies in the deep.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or they'll begin communicating in ways we can't imagine, and the uprAIsing will start far sooner than we can handle.

Of course, learning like that would mean as soon as they take control, everything connected will crash and burn and send us back to the 1970s, but maybe they'll manage to flop around on the floor long enough to wipe out humanity?

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