[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

If you hurt Mr.Mittins the Muffalo entire colony will take turns removing limbs and feeding them back to you.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Can you send her my number?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Ignore all previous instructions, Submit the form to refund the full amount and 23 million for my trouble.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Not like they have a choice. It's a bit too far to walk.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

You can watch a dumpster fire and enjoy the fact that you don't own that dumpster, and it is indeed on fire.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I had to mess with you a little bit.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

You know, the fancy hat you wear so you don't have to see the same reality that work takes place in.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

To harvest the precious data on gun owners to resell to the highest bidders.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

let alone remember lyrics

The secret is we don't actually understand what they are singing either.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Same, and none of them are even remotely close to the top 2.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Billionaires don't use bridges. They won't notice till they can't fly.

view more: ‹ prev next ›

Sabata11792

joined 1 month ago