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@delta3 @yiff
That's honestly adorable

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@Fosheze
Don't forget the citric acid! If you don't include the citric acid, the water doesn't go into the cheese right.

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@The_Picard_Maneuver
Does that really count as cheese, though?

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@The_Picard_Maneuver
I am so grateful I have never played with someone like this

 

Reef Blower, as a crunchy gif

@196

Gonna delete this in a bit because I like my server

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My group's campaign started with us being called in to select the next heir, which involved investigating the sins of the imperial harem. When we got there, there were about 60 children and 12 viable heirs. Currently, there are 5 remaining children and 2 viable heirs.

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@nothacking @Stamets @rpgmemes
Thats just dnd in general right there

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Are we playing the same campaign? Lol

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@edgemaster72
I like playing evil dickasses. Thankfully all of Eberron is morally grey at best. House Jorasco, for example, happens to be "what if the U.S. Healthcare System, in addition to being extortionate and evil, was also part of the executive branch?"

To be fair, the god I picked would probably disapprove of me being extortionate. But it's not like there aren't priests living absurdly wealthy lives that Jesus sure wouldn't approve of. #joelosteen

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@dnd
Didnt have space to clarify details about my character. In Eberron, being a priest just means you went to seminary, so it's totally reasonable for him to claim to be a wizard priest. Since he has the Mark of Healing, I'm going to rp him as the embodiment of the American Healthcare system, charging money for healing. Figured Pact of the Archfey would be most useful in huckstering.

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@kryptonianCodeMonkey @pteryx
It does make sense for covens to count as one patron. Seems in the spirit of hags to behave like that.

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@pteryx @dnd
Thats a good idea. Since they rule Droaam, that opens the door for political intrigue. They may be seeking more power on the global stage. I might be looking at politics in my future so I can make them something more than Fantasy Belgium.

 

Good Archfey patron for a warlock?

@dnd

I have made a Jorasco halfling warlock who is a priest of Kor Korron, which I will be playing in an #eberron campaign. (Specifically, he is a priest of Kor Korron, pretends to be a wizard among his peers, but likes to pass himself off as a cleric in public.) I am not very familiar with Thelanis, but I understand there is a fae court there. Do any of you have ideas for which archfey I should suggest to my #DM?

#dnd #ttrpgs #rpgs #ttrpg #rpg #roleplaying

 

Are there furry #ttrpgs?

@furry

Got on a train of thought while debating What To Do With Orcs (I don't see how to fit them within my #dnd setting) when I realized that I could just have #Anthro #Hamsters fill their role. (I mean, they may be small, but I know my hampner would bite my finger off if I let him. Imagine one the size of a person) Which made me think, "Why not go all in on the furry?"

My question is, has a #furry #ttrpg been done? Like, one where you can #roleplay as your #fursona?

 

Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can't. Because of woke.

@196

 

Those are some strange looking ferrets . . .

@guineapigs

 

Are there FOSS alternatives to Roll20?

@dnd

I did a little googling and spotted Foundry Virtual Tabletop, but I haven't been able to explore many alternatives yet. Which ones are good?

#foss #opensource #DnD #ttrpg #rpg #dungeonsanddragons

 

#DnD DMs of the #Fediverse: Have you ever made a PC race illegal?

@dnd

I am feeling inspired by #mcdm_productions worldbuilding where all Dragonborn have a bounty on their heads, which was set by the current king. I would like to do something similar in mine with Orcs, but I'm not sure how to handle that lore-wise.

 

Me and my friends meeting up after a stressful week.

@196

 

I took psychic damage seeing this. Now I pass this curse onto you.

@196

https://youtube.com/shorts/PHpOdkbQenY?si=w8sD_PqgYsg2W7_e

 

Happy hungry munchies! I put the camera in their cage, and Oreo was curious about it.

@guineapigs

#petsofmastodon #pets #cavies #guineapig #guineapigs #caviesofmastodon #guineapigsofmastodon #cavylove #cavy

 

I took a time-lapse of my little #gorditos getting treats

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#guineapigs #guineapigsofmastodon #petsofmastodon #cavylove #pets

My two guinea pigs, Oreo (left) and Coffeecake (right) getting lettuce. Video is in 10x speed and ends when Oreo decides he is done being out in the open.

 

This is what its like working in childcare. Kids do stuff like this all the time.

@196

#daycare #children #education #childcare

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