That's because they are idiots.
Well, now I'm gonna downvote you ...
*psych
They're probably looking for someone who can spell "they're" to fill their role there.
I ran sub-ten-minute stand-ups for a while. If anyone ever went over one minute (LOOKING AT YOU, SOMNATH) I'd make a super annoying noise and cut them off.
Our team had grown too big
Seal the neck with fire
Which router is it?
My Plex server is also a literal pile of garbage, but I only host on the LAN so I don't even have to worry about DNS fuckery.
You're probably using containers
Why would it need updates
If I didn't already have two serious side projects I would do this