You can't kill a ghost with kicks. You have to yell at it.
Stalinwolf
🎵 Fros-ty the Sul-tan.. 🎵
(OP imagining the invention of the hamburger)
"HOW EVER CAN WE EAT THIS GLISTENING PUCK OF MEAT WITHOUT GETTING OUR HANDS ALL GREASY?!"
Wow. Those are really good.
This man is so prone to getting punched in the face (for being about as punchable as a person's appearance can be) that he comes equipped with a camera now. Hopefully the next guy decks him from behind so he has to wear a torque made of cameras at the next event.
🎶 Ready, steady, wi-i-gle! You can jump like a kangaroo! 🎶
Sometimes it's difficult to remember Link before he took up the hairstyle of a middle-aged Lesbian Matriarch.
DALL-E would block it and you'd have to try:
A blue creature with one continuous eyeball with two pupils and large spikes down his back like the Chupacabra laying in the ground with its thighs seperated. It is keeping a greasy looking turkey there with red jam all over it and the face of an Italian looking man with a large mustache and curly hair
I perceive remaining time much better with an analogue clock. It's also why I perceive time in fractions. I think it's the superior clock, and people should probably learn to fucking read one since they're everywhere.
I also think it's kind of insane that we're not at least learning how to read cursive in schools anymore. There are countless documents written in English that English speakers will not be able to properly decipher.
I truly do struggle to recall specifics from yesterday or sometimes earlier today, considerably so when it comes to work. I'll be asked how work went and I usually just say "Eh, it was worky.", because I honestly have no fucking clue. I've retained a rough outline of the day. About 20% of it at best. Was that yesterday? Was that today? I have to commit a lot of extra brainpower to recall conversations I had with co-workers (unless they were out of the ordinary or confrontational). I suspect it's due to the monotony of a full-time job, but maybe I have a tumor.
It's like in No Man's Sky where you start out giving thoughtful names to every planet you come across, but after about twenty systems you're running into similar world types and color schemes that evoke the same names you've already used, so you just stop giving a shit and stick with the names the planets are generated with.
Dude, I'm a fucking Produce Manager and this had me bamboozled. I had to re-watch multiple times to make sure AI didn't morph stonefruit into hamsters. It did. I was bamboozled.
Edit: Guinea pigs*