..are birds considered furries? but like they're not scalies either..
Swedneck
They work fine, what you encountered was a cheapo shitty paper straw.
proper ones are quite thick, more like a cardboard tube, and will start to go sliiiiightly soft when your drink is finished anyways.
i'd imagine something along the lines of ostrich/alligator
honestly a lot of pet owners are just terrible, even if they're generally good people they just don't put in the effort needed to responsibly own pets.
skeleton race
keep the character creators, but only let the player use a randomizer button and a silliness slider.
except that most sami people these days are about as indigenous as an englishman with a welsh grandfather
yeah anything based on chromium is effectively a skin, and don't really improve things that much
best you'll get is ones that dig into the code and try to rip out as much of the tracking as possible but eeh, just use something based on firefox, or something completely separate if you're fine with browsing via your terminal lmao
do note that a lot of autistic people specifically relate to robot characters in media and rather depend on explicit markings to have a chance of knowing when people are sarcastic or joking.
blessedly we just call batteries "batterier", but the fun comes when you get into components where capacitors are "kondensatorer", which even to natives just sounds like it's supposed to get so cold that water condenses on it lmao
ain't it ironic that my immediate thought was commentary on the british government, rather than, you know, that part of german history