We'll only make laws for banks (better get that inspection for the property we're lien-owners of), and even then we need to make sure you pay for it.
That's capitalism, at least now. We'll make laws, but only for capitalist ownership. (But we pinky swear-promise, we all participate in capitalism, so you're like an owner too! We Swear!)
Legit made me laugh. Thank you for sharing.