[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

The rest of the world is really relying on you not to fuck this up.

America: Hold my beer...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

And that's why I haven't said anything. Now no one will realize that I'm the sickest fuck of them all.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I disagree with most of these but that one most of all.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

That's the actual true neutral. You're a druid.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You're funny. There's nothing even remotely pro-Russia in my post history nor have I made any effort to convince anyone not to vote.

I just think our country is fucked because of... well, pretty much everything that's happened over the course of my life.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Is it an assumption when you reach a conclusion based on history and evidence?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

Come on my dude. They are probably just friends and ol' Vlad was just giving him a belated or early birthday gift over a lovely brunch of blinis and caviar.

~And if anyone is wondering why there's no "end sarcasm" indicator, it's because the sarcasm should be so fucking obvious that no one currently alive on this planet with access to the internet should be able to misunderstand it.~

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

And now I'm listening to Wu-tang Clan.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Modest? That sounds like an excellent proposal!

[-] [email protected] 161 points 1 week ago

I think that was meant to be tongue in cheek. The article also says:

There are, however, no plans to introduce studies of the dark arts or satanic rituals to any classroom. The Satanic Temple champions Satan not as a literal, omnipresent demon, but as a symbol of rebellion and resistance to authoritarianism. It says its strategy here is to highlight flagrant violations of the constitutionally protected separation of church and state.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Those 2 things are not mutually exclusive. You are the one who leapt to "they took our jobs" because you are a racist with below average reading comprehension.

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Don't you ever get tired of finding coins, gemstones, generic art items, and magical items? OK, maybe not magical items...

As a long time DM, I certainly got tired of handing that stuff out. That's why I decided to make a conscious effort to embrace setting-appropriate realism when placing loot and creating random tables in my current campaign.

For example, the party journeyed through an ancient elven city that had once existed within massive, living trees that were now blighted and petrified. Each tree/building was well over 1000 feet tall and were more likely to be inhabited by monsters at higher levels While exploring the city, they passed through a variety of districts that were themed and named. Loot was then determined using tables based on district type and altitude.

The first tree they went through went like this:

  • Lower levels - residential district - loot found: sweet smelling soaps with dried leaves and spices preserved inside, a badly water-damaged book of fairy tales, some coins and basic gear found on the corpse of a dead adventurer

  • Middle levels - temple district - loot found: scented oils, decorative holy symbols, material components for cleric spells, ancient vestments, incense and a lavish burner

  • Upper levels - market district - loot found: a rare magical item, ancient promissory notes from a bank, a very complex lock with 2 keys, ancient cookware and pottery

The journey both to and through the ancient city was... harrowing. I'm running an eldritch horror campaign and this was point in the story when the horror started really ramping up.

That's why, after exiting the forest, our barbarian, Arthur, felt the need to blow off some steam by pranking our fighter, Clive. While keeping watch, Arthur dug out an ancient clay pot and filled it with warm water. Then Arthur totally biffed a stealth roll and woke Clive up while putting his hand in it.

When asked what he was doing, Arthur stammered for a moment before saying, "You found those soaps and scented oils in [the city], I thought I'd surprise you with a nice manicure."

This started a runner between those two that lasted for months and got the ball rolling on some character growth for Clive who was learning that he REALLY likes the finer things in life.

How has creative non-magical loot influenced your campaigns/characters?

tl;dr: The barbarian gives the fighter a manicure.

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