Now look here, MaxOS. I'm no doctor, but you should get that seen by one... I'll tell you that much... my Lord... fingers growing... that's unnatural... As President of the United States I promise I will only have TEN FINGERS!!!
TheREalDonaldTrump
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Sorry Rojo27, I forgot to include my response to your excellent question.
One time I saw Joe dead on the ground. I thought his heart stopped! I walked up to him and asked him what happened and he told me he was practising his golf swing!
Well Jesus, Joe! How many times did you swing the damn club? He told me - and this is all true by the way - Sleepy Joe told me he had only swung it once! His wife came and carried him home. Sad!
This is an excellent question Rojo27. Thank you for asking.
The DEMOCRATS are the ones with the concentration camps! And they're going to fill them up with PATRIOTS!!!
I want him to drop out too, folks! It's true! The race isn't fair for poor old Joe! Give me a real opponent!
It's true folks! Even the failing New York Times is saying it!
It's true folks! Sleepy Joe couldn't keep up with me during the debates! Even with the CNN handicaps! Everybody's saying it!
Ride a bicycle? Joe can barely hit a ball 50 meters folks! Get your head in the game!
Alvin and the Chipmunks fan, huh? I remember Alvin and the Chipmunks. Alvin was always my favourite. He has the spirit of a cutthroat business man. Always taking what's his. Just like me, folks.
Sleepy Joe is more like Theodore!
I would have, but CNN wouldn't let me. They told me "Please President Trump! We really want to hold this debate for you, but Joe won't show up unless you promise to go easy on him!". So I had no choice, folks! They would have ended the debate if I had went all out! That wouldn't have been fair to all the Patriots watching! You're welcome!
AND HE'S GOING TO SUCCEED THANKS TO BIDEN IF WE DON'T MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
BEAT IT TO DEATH!!!