The_Eminent_Bon

$4.44 is an odd price for a hot dog combo

I can’t tell if he’s in agony or pleasure

Smelli

Perpetually soggy socks. Not wet but a little damp

The cheddar is on the beef stroganoff

Of course its Finnish

Teletext, remember teletext?

Will they do overnight shipping? Oh and imagine how much of a pain would to wait for your car to arrive and then they say you weren’t home

I wasn’t expecting some turkey gooch today but alright

Would you like some cheese?

You may fascinate a lady with cheese

Bit small innit