Calmly, while holding up the hatchet, say this:
“If you are still standing there in ten seconds, I will kill you.”
If they say or do anything other than run away, start counting down:
“Nine… Eight…”
TorontoPolarBear
joined 1 year ago
We are truly doomed as a species
That's funny, my decision to quit Reddit and delete my accounts there was inspired by my decision to quit Twitter and delete that account.
wait, where's the Lemmy porn?
The sign up process will get easier.
This is my first post on Lemmy. Seems ok so far. I'm not going back to Reddit. For a Twitter replacement I'm enjoying Mastodon. It's got a different vibe, more like Twitter in 2008.
The answer for me would involve milk and other dairy products, but not all humans have the evolutionary advantages I do in that area.