Coconuts, or even cows:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cows-kill-more-people-than-sharks/

Great read, thank you!

I grabbed an HP 3055 that my work was throwing out almost 10 years ago, along with two spare laser cartridges.

We don't print much, but I'm still on the initial cartridge it came with.

It also has been set up in an often dusty, sometimes smokey garage, and hasn't had an issue yet.

They both look high.

Would have been faster if my pesky boss didn't keep asking for TPS reports on a Friday afternoon.

I'm not a carpenter but here's version 1:

And of course, the heaviest cat had to test it first:

Waiting on the missus to decide on the bed/cushion aspect.

Thank you, that helps!

I like the cat shelf. Looks DIY, right up my alley.

Dimensions/plans?

This needs a /s.

I started doing this and it works. Even better when I string them together incoherently and then they all get even madder.

Sure did, thank you.

That all makes great sense. Thanks ape!