They were probably made with elementary school students in mind or rather, their parents or guardians.

Its early in the morning, and you have x number of kids you need to make sure they brush their teeth, get dressed, all while you need to get yourself ready to go to work. Chuck one of these in a lunchbox plus some other bits and they'll be thawed by lunch time.

What if you don't have 2 eyes?

Bold of someone to assume that Poseidon would be out of his element on dry land

They named a spider in Australia "Venomius tomhardyi"

Can't stress enough how silly of a fear transwomen in the bathroom is. Everyone knows women don't use the bathroom.

This guy really be rockin' the thigh highs and garter belt while trying to look edgy af.

Bonus points for the knives tied to his braids.

The cat line was probably discontinued after he ended his Snoop Lion phase

I don't drink beer, I've yet to gaslight myself into thinking it's good.

Looking at the bottle my test strips are in, they contain: flavin adenine dinucleotide dependent dehydrogenase (from Aspergillus sp.); potassium ferricyanide; and other ingredients.

I'm pretty sure the test strips strips probably do most of the testing, and the meter just reads the result.

I think it's mostly fishing and outdoor supplies. Maybe there's some musical instruments there. Never been there myself.

It's a potion that dissolves clothes. Frieren (the white-haired elf) intended to give it to their male party member for his birthday.