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I miss BMF. Both Ulysses' and BMF's posts had the cadance of bad beat poetry, but If i'm gonna read angry stream-of-conciousness breakdowns of cultural or personal minutiae, I wanna read the one that accuses people of being reptilians instead of gamers.
Edit: To clarify, I miss Ulysses too. He could be an asshole, but recognized this and logged off to find grass and better things to be mad about. This is an admirable example to us all.
I've accepted im not quitting nicotine, but vaping is still killing me. So now I just kinda want one of those diabetic insulin monitors/pumps with nicotine and caffine and maybe adderall. A nice regulated release right into my abdomen.
I feel satisfaction as i splash creekwater into my cheeks and continue upstream, determined to be America's new cryptid.
The belly is the cheeks of the genitals 
Its me. I'm you. There is a gas leak in your kitchen, get that checked for us.
Why would you stop Chugging? Never stop Chugging. You can Choo in large comical exhalations when you sleep.
Gonna be that guy, this receipe lacks punch. Need to double that amount of sugar, full mug. Also leave the bags in so it continues to steep and becomes suspisciously viscous, akin to a thin nectar.
This transforms it into diabetea, an echo of ambrosia.
Heard it was his cousin and a glass table, but yeah, Hitler being Shitler was up there with Manson getting ribs removed in terms of prevalence.
Lol, thats cute and understandable in a kid-logic way.
In a similar vein, I thought Lou Bega was a communist revolutionary who later somehow pivoted to being a musician, like some sort of sellout Che, because he was included a pre-built playable dictator in Tropico 1.
Turns out he's there because he wanted a game cameo in return for using "Mambo #5" in the credits screen.
Wait, you didnt know? Servers shut down in 4 days.
His teardowns of Rational™️ Nerds were good delicous slop.