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Microsoft fired its entire QA team 10 years ago, and shifted the responsibility for testing onto developers. They also got rid of their dedicated hardware lab where software would be tested on many different hardware combinations.

That...makes SO much sense and explains a lot! Thanks for mentioning it.

I'd guess a propane tank. I don't have any experience with forklifts, but I know there are lots of propane powered ones (in addition to the electric ones)

Lots of Ugly Kid Joe! Especially their newer stuff from after they got back together. Soooo goooood!

Aww, poor little thing :(

Once again I find myself thinking, "Dammit, Google!"

Thank you very much for the text summary, I really appreciate it :)

Agreed! This is an awesome comment. Thank you for putting it all into words so well! :)

I think it doesn't seem like a kind post like Beehaw is supposed to be. I'm also not sure why it's in the 'humor' community.

I believe it's a fantasy/for funsies mock-up of what the gaming store/launcher application Steam maybe could have looked like if it was done in a style similar to Windows 7's styling and other computer applications and websites during that era. Looks like maybe MySpace and Windows Live Messenger may have been some inspiration

I hope that helps. I may be leaving stuff out or wording things oddly since I'm pretty brain foggy due to health issues, but no one had answered ya (that I can see) and I wanted to try to help ya out 😅

You're my favorite customer!

As the WOATest WOAT, I've got the other end on lock! We're killing it, buddy!

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Disallow: /my_shiny_metal_ass

Ha!

Just in case it makes you feel any better: I'm a native English speaker who always aced the reading comprehension tests back in school, and I read it the exact same way. Lol! I'm glad I wasn't the only one. :)

Of course you do.