Zron

My favorite bakery stopped making their bear claws.

It was a cinnamon roll with home made maple frosting.

Now I don’t go there, nothing is the same without my claws.

Unfortunately, erections probably don’t work that well in zero G, although NASA has been neglectful in testing this thoroughly.

…no

Do you not understand how an army works?

The CDC has a plan for a zombie outbreak.

They’re not really thinking we’re gonna live through the walking dead, but it’s good to practice planning for things and analyzing how those plans are developed and if there are any holes.

Surely there’s a way to do this industrially without using actual monkeys?

We know how stomachs work, we know the enzymes in their saliva, and we can even select the best gut bacteria for the best taste, stick it all in a warm bath for a few days and you’ll get the same thing.

These are also self reported numbers.

I know I wasn’t telling people how much I was drinking during the pandemic

I think you don’t know what canonically means

Looks more like 2 lovers who found out a close friend died.

I’ve seen my cousin look like this with their spouses at funerals.

That’s why they should be required to have practice insurance and independent licensing boards.

Just like how a doctor needs malpractice insurance and to maintain their medical license, judges and cops should too.

You ruin someone’s life, they get payed out of your insurance. Ruin too many lives and can’t afford your insurance? Tough fucking luck, go dig ditches instead.

But now it’ll be double illegal.

That’s right, two slaps on the wrist for the naughty billion dollar corporation, that’ll show ‘em

Because companies have been promising tidal power for decades and it never works because the tide is really strong and full of animals, plants, and garbage that really shouldn’t be around large moving machinery.

So this is the alternative

The first time I read the whole bible was when I was doubting god as a teenager after half my family died and my extremely religious aunt kept going on about how they’re in a better place and I’d feel better if I went to church more.

Read the whole thing cover to cover in about a week.

It pretty much cemented my atheism.

Just because you research something or even invest time and money into getting a proper education on something, doesn’t mean you support it.