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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Drugs(silk road), scams&malware(pay 5 Bitcoin to unlock PC), money laundering&pump dump (unregulated market), and Nvidia hype (should have bought amd at 5$)

"we ran out of useful things to do with computing at the consumer level and now we are inventing problems" - "just bill'em" gates, 1984.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

RFK jr in shambles

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The website basically tries to discredit fiat currency. I have a much simpler hypothesis.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

SHP9500? Nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

112 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean you're right, but also, anybody who is an actual mathematician has no idea how to add 6+17, mostly only being concerned with "why" is 6+17, and the answer is something along the lines of bijective function space.

Source: what did I do to deserve this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Gender affirming surgery can be the opposite of health care, supporting what neuro-diversity thinks it needs is often harmful to that individual. For example, you wouldn't prescribe unlimited sleep for someone with narcolepsy."

..... Brushing your teeth can be the opposite of healthcare. sometimes idiots mistake electric toothbrushes for dildos and shove them all the way up their ass.

  1. Gender affirming surgery is healthcare.

  2. The idea that trans is "neuro-diversity" is.... huh? Do you think gay people as "neurodivergent"?

  3. Neuro-divergent people often have to advocate for themselves.

  4. Doctors are educated more about the subject than a random lemming and are more suited to making medical decisions. The research says basically nobody regrets it.

  5. Surgery is harmful. Sometimes the doctor has to cut you open. But the benefits are often much greater for the patient.

  6. I'm just JAQin off brooooo, I gotta JAQ offffff, im JAQin offffffff, Im just curious bro, I'm JAQin in my jorts bro, im nearly there bro, I just gotta keep JAQ'in offf brooo I'm nearly there bro you gotta help me finish, au au Im

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

coud just ignore the fact that I also confused pgp with sha256

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Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, grown up in a small Ohio town before leaving for Ohio State. To a man, all of them had found that couches coud satisfy them more than a women ever could, and that books are really just zipped HTML, and nobody really checks PGP signatures.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Try listening to the elderly. This "sort" of speech is really common, but my family also has a history of mental illness, so, -(-_-)/-

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Someone should start selling balloons at his rallies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gemma2, the new state of the art, still can get above 45% correct in basic addition, and also can't do better than a two or three basic Google searches. GPT is a NLP tool, and using it to do math would be like using a F-35 to weave lace.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can confirm, got halfway wrecked in my upper div statistics midterm during COVID. 24 hours, open everything. Even the Internet can't replace real understanding.

 

Why couldn't this call be an email? Why would you call, when you know that you are near indistinguishable from spam calls about Microsoft services and Nigerian princes?

 

Wikipedia Edit November 30, 2:04 "changed is to was"

 

Alt: a picture of a running skeleton

Text: Just Stop Serving Requests - you can close the socket!!! slowloris, denial of service, ulimit exaustion, slashdot, hacker news, corey quinn, hot dogs. If it sucks... hit da bricks!! Real winners quit - dasharez0ne

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Image : boy in suit with thousand yard stare Text [misspelled and garbled]: dropped in another world but I've been turned into starter town

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ALT: A redraw of Eminem tossing a hamster at the viewer to Ballister throwing Nimona. Caption: Woe, Nimona be upon ye.

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reminder to stay silly

 

July Fourth baby whoop Source: false knees

 

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credit to kiri @[email protected]

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