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Well, did you actually read at least the first paragraph of the Wikipedia article I linked?

registers, big neon signs to say "hey douchenozzle, next one this is closed)

This is just bad design. Almost comically, your sign shouts, “Look at me, there’s nothing to see here”. You’re drawing attention away from where people should go. Of course this isn’t going to work.

Whoever thought advertising a closed register was a good idea needs to have their idea generator checked.

big neonsign at the door at eyeheight telling people when the store opens, 1 out of 6 people looks at it the rest doesnt even see it, one once was even mad and blew out the doorglass with a kick.

This sounds like real-world banner blindness. Almost all neon signs are ads or usless bling-bling to catch your attention. It’s no wonder people don’t look at them anymore.

sending a text or an email to the shop and making them spell it out for you!

That’s because the shops know that no-one reads the website and doesn’t bother to update the opening hours when they change.

validators is a shitty name for something that actually does type conversion.

Ich hatte bisher nicht die Kreativität, das in ein Meme zu packen, deshalb hier:

Warum haben alle männlichen Unterwäschemodels immer einen halben Ständer‽

*Schlossallee

That’s boring. Two ears only allow you to put the sound somewhere on a plane (the vertical one that cuts your body in half lengthwise). How do you know the ‘height’ of the sound on that plane? By utilizing the different distortions the sound goes through while being funneled through your auricle.

0 3 * * * reboot

Not even Randall Munroe had the guts to attach Orion’s dick in his drawings.

The main character faces away from the window, towards the camera. The scene outside is dimly lit, if at all.

I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT