djmarcone

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

More realistically the next Einstein was sucked into a sink at a planned parenthood

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Ohio abortion bill is poorly written and would hurt the conservatives. If they actually read it. Which no one does.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah chrome is sorta bad, but I had a Firefox that was running for a few weeks or so that was using over 30 gigs of ram. No exaggeration.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

500 years from now someone will be doing a doctoral thesis on the cultural significance of goatse, tubgirl, meatspin, lemon party and Rick roll.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's a microwave with an inverter do?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

Yeah but what if the government tells you it's safe and effective, and mandates transporters for all travel because it's good for the environment?

Are you willing to be branded a science denier?

What if they give you free food and an Amazon gift card?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Or cat thinking "it's 1030 in the morning why isn't human at work? Probably fired or something. Better not affect my nip supply."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah there's excited, danger, let me outside, etc. The sneeze sound is "I'm playing with you don't fight for real" when play fighting with other dogs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think Hanks t-shirt is from megalomart 5 for $10

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He looks like he's judging you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Start going around to banks and pay off mortgages - but only for people with like less than $1000 to $2000 in the bank. that would change lots of lives, quick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Such a good video lololol

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