[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Can confirm, I am the shit

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

🥵🥵☢️☢️

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

They appear armed so you will need to use a demetalization gun to rearrange the macroneurological circuitry in their central radial control system, slowly increase the volume and the voltage, but not the current or the pitch until they start having a cardiovascular cerebral extrution at which point you can pick them up with sterile gloves and clean them with soap and lukewarm water before putting them back in the case, cover the hole with Newtonian shielding until you can get a new case, be make sure you are quick, since the shielding is only able to last a couple weeks on average

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Give em linux mint, and set parental controls on the router, alternatively you can have an admin account which has a list of blacklisted ips, but i don't really recommend that since you'll never have a list that has everything, and if your kid wants to look at porn or whatever, they'll find a website that isn't blocked, also doing this probably means you won't be able to put your kid in wheel group which imo means they won't be able to learn as much

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Since you're stupid let me explain, what i believe he's saying is that even though corporations are a "person" according to the law certain things that can happen to actual persons (like a leopard eating someone's face) can't happen to a corporations

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Using TempleOS

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

My personal bias: I really don't like NixOS, tried it for four months and found that the config file was an annoying way of handling general system and package management (especially since there was a completely parallel nix package manager with a cli interface which I find redundant at best)

Bro actin like he got some serious dirt on the project with his emails, but all he talks about is evangeleon, how moderation is hard, one blogpost from the big boss of the project that he eleges (idk how to spell that) wasn't accepted well (no sauce tho), and how some maintainer(s?) left. This article is a waste of time, and adds nothing to the discussion

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Firsly gilded means covered in a thin layer of gold in order to appear expensive, a one atom thick sheet of gold is not gilded, it is literally solid gold

Second that's cool af

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Well being as the diameter of a silicon atom is 0.2 nm I'm guessing not long

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Registry edits get silly really fast, technically it's possible just not very possible

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Do you grant 1.5 wishes? If so what qualifies as half a wish

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Usually not, but some devices can

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