genuineparts

joined 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Meinem Opa wurde der Rollator gefladert
Mörder asozial... oida. Mei urlaub is vorbei... I kunnt speim.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Make it a double.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No trigonometry gets you Tridents.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Nooooooooo! I'm delicious!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

When they came for the dinglebops I said nothing becasue I was not a dinglebop.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like someone is calling to "Hack Tuaw"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

HOooo.....

the fuck is taking a picture of me?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What? Why would I have nightmares about the thing that secures my continued paycheck?
I fucking love 'em.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"Cien net ce pas un évier"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When the office drone says no to overtime.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But he said in his statement that he's a Gaiman.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That poor sucidal and very misguided person.

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