glandrid

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I AM A SURGEON DOCTOR HAN.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Absolute shambles, yowch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where's the beef?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This Lemmite cleans blood.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Old enough to get a fucking job

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?

Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

macro imagine

what about micro pene?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.

That's my regional variation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope he learned his lesson: "no good deed goes unpunished"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

His death has had quite the... impact.

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! -sunglasses-

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Beat me to it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Is Tiff happy yet?

 

Crazy how much the world seems to have regressed since COVID.

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