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Maybe a 30cm ruler

I am rubber, you are glue!

For those people who like to read words:

https://www.sydneymetro.info/article/welcome-aboard-sydney-metro-city-now-open

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was only manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

The Mayonnaise is probably still down there, we just need to convince a submarine of billionaires to go and collect it.

Just set up an unprotected network with a fun proxy:

https://pete.ex-parrot.com/upside-down-ternet.html

Thick Bleach like that is really for cleaning inside your toilet, though. Hence the angled top of the bottle

Good. Next can we have something done about people vaping and smoking on trains please.

Why is this a news article? The real time status is displayed all over the place. Is today that much of a slow news day?

You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off

You know that Pro is actually free for something like 5 computers

I knew Universal Lesbians were good for the environment.

I refuse to have anything with Stevia in it as it gives me the shits. And Aspartame tastes weird.

I do have less sugar as a result, though!