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lol! My ex used to say that to men that would upset him. He’d look at them and say, “boy, you gotta purdy mouth!”

You haven’t seen enough to know that they hire all kinds. Looks has nothing to do with it. Nevertheless, I was making a joke. I’m not attractive, but I have been called pretty in the past. People can be nice sometimes, and I realize that. Others can be not so nice, as is evident by your comment.

I thought it was a respectful community that discussed delicious food.

Omg, talk nerdy to me, baby. 😈

How your comment makes me feel:

• *Kumar Patel **: ****[reciting the poem 'The Square Root of 3']  *I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.

Are you into me, and my innie? If so, get into me. My question is, are you a Golden Rectangle?

But no beef flaps!

This looks exactly like my ex and I, around 2006-2009. Even his face, the fedora, and the guitar are correct. Any time I mention his name, someone related to his wife harasses me. He left me to be with her, reassuring me that he never cheated on me with her, while apart. After the break up, he asked her to marry him. This was after asking me to marry him, just before our break up. I had said, “no” because I thought he was cheating. Fairly soon after the break up, they were posting wedding pictures. I ended up marrying some stranger that my friend set me up with after hearing my ex left me. This picture hurts.

Conker’s Bad Fur day, is that you? Did you bring my N64, and my best friend from childhood, too?!

If I had used actual Guinness, yes. The store only had 0%, though. I thought, sure, it’ll taste like a Guinness! Nope. Bitter. Here’s hoping the roast isn’t totaled by it.

Meh…they came in a bag from the local grocery store. To be fair, it kind of looked like the pickers just threw the whole potato plant in the bag, before shipping it to market.

Thanks, though. I hope it is.

Thank you! I sure hope so!

😆 Aww, thank you!