lemmycdatass

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I'm as white as snow but I'm still not white enough to eat this. in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

White enough to post this though... ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Shelob is still suckin' in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

2x2 or 3x2 (rXc) They seem to be genuinely enjoying the moment.

Really 2x2 though. Being held, and by him, in the moment would be transcendent.

Nice Gloves in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Darth Fireball Candy cuz I want to lick but it will burn

Wait a minute, we've been going about this all the wrong way! in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No. Can you? How does OP know this about 1000 civilians? Don't get me wrong. Fuck the Israeli government and it's indiscriminate murder, but also fuck the lies. Speak truth.

Wait a minute, we've been going about this all the wrong way! in c/[email protected]
I hope you don't have any plans this evening. in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is this EST, PDT, Australish? Need to plan my pooping.

hmmm in c/[email protected]
Droop your perfect name for her in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Droopy Boo

We can do better. in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Complaining isn't a right, it's a privilege, which I will demonstrate now. Your comment made my eye twitch due to its asininity. Good day sir, madam, or theydom.

It doesn't exist once you step out of the shower in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You skipped a few steps. First, throw the bottle out of the shower on to the floor so that you see it when you get out. Then, see the bottle on the floor when you get out and remember why it's there. Now, place that bottle somewhere to remind yourself to buy more. Lastly, realize that you forgot to wash your junk because of that whole empty bottle situation while eating lunch and smelling funk.

Bet there's a real story like this out there somewhere in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

"Me" shouldn't be allowed to do adult things

Bet there's a real story like this out there somewhere in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Oh, "mushrooms", ya those be enlightening

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Emily Rudd (lemmynsfw.com)
 

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